Why People Around The World Are Turning To Dehydrated Water... The Safe Alternative!

More than 600 waterborne disease outbreaks have been reported to the US Centers for Disease Control since 1971.  The CDC warns the reported number is only a "fraction" of the true total.

The Center for Disease Control estimates that 900,000 people a year get sick from consuming inadequately treated drinking water.

The EPA has sited over 217,000 failures to comply with the Safe Drinking Water Act's requirements to test water, report contamination events, comply with treatment techniques, and notify the public of these violations.

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"Is it necessary to rehydrate your product before use, like any other product?"
Response:  It depends on how you choose to use the product.  If you wish to consume it, you must rehydrate the dehydrated water first.

"Can I freeze dehydrated water?"
Response:  Yes, certainly!  I guess it would then be called 'dry ice'.

"Are you serious?  This site is a joke, right?"
Response:  This site is for real and we actually sell dehydrated water.

"Can I rinse out the package and reuse it?"
Response:  Yes, but you must dry the package completely.

"Is your dehydrated water fresh or from concentrate?"
Response:  Our dehydrated water is always fresh and never from concentrate.

"How on Earth do you find employees for your company?"
Response:  We outsourced our human resources to Vend-A-Temp, Inc.  They offer superb recruitment that has always exceeded our requirements in human resource management.

 

"How will I know when I've run out, and when I should reorder?"

Response:  Once you have used the product, you will need to order more.  We recommend ordering in 3 to 6 month supply increments. 

 

"Are there any side effects, like dry eyes, dry mouth, dry skin, dry hair, etc?"

Response:  We have not been able to find any negative side effects when used with a regular balanced diet.  If you have specific health concerns, you should seek advice from your doctor first.

"How do I spit it out if I don't like it?"

Response: Simply exhale and the dehydrated water will leave your body.

"I urinate too frequently.  Will it help me with that?

Response: No, stop drinking a case of beer every day and that should help.  If compulsive urination persists, contact your doctor.

"Is this product thicker than blood?  If so, will it dissolve the Mafia and other family owned businesses, reverse inbreeding, stop 'ethnic cleansing', etc?"

Response: We are testing this at the present time.

"What kind of reaction can I expect from my cat and plant if I only feed them dehydrated water?"

Response: Dead cat.  If you only consume one type of product and nothing else, you will ruin your body.  You must have a well balanced diet; even with dehydrated water.

"I really want to work for your company but your recruitment people refused me based on my background.  What can I do to get hired by you folks?"
Response:  Contact the people at A New Identity, Inc.  They have helped many people resolve the challenges that you might be encountering.

"In a family owned dairy restaurant on west 72nd street in New York, when anyone asked this elderly Jewish waiter for more water, even while in the middle of arguing with one of his colleagues, and without changing the surly expression on his face, he would ask, 'Vet or dry?,'  Is he the patent holder of your enterprise?  Did his patent expire? Or are you ripping him off?

Response: He must be one of our proud franchisee owners.